A man wakes-up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, ‘Ah, I see you’ve regained consciousness. Now, you probably won’t remember, but you were in a multi-car accident… You’re going to be okay, you’ll walk again and everything, but… something happened. I’m trying to break this gently, but …
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Kiwi walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says: „Darling, this is the hog I have sex with when you have a headache.” His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies: „I think you’ll find that’s a sheep, you idiot.” The man says: „I think you’ll find I wasn’t talking to …
Continue reading Kiwi walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and saysA man wakes-up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, ‘Ah, I see you’ve regained consciousness. Now, you probably won’t remember, but you were in a multi-car accident… You’re going to be okay, you’ll walk again and everything, but… something happened. I’m trying to break this gently, but …
Continue reading A man wakes-up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot– What’s the difference between white fairy tales and black fairy tales? – A white fairy tales starts with „Once upon a time……”, a black fairy tale starts with „Yo, yo, motherfuckers, ain’t gonna believe this shit……” .
Continue reading What’s the difference between white fairy…Se-ntalnesc in orice casa Si se potrivesc la masa. Ei petrec cu veselie, Alb si negru-n bucatarie. Separati intr-un suport, La ispita aduc aport. Se-ntalnesc cand se presara Si savoarea este data. Ea e albul, el e negrul, Impreuna bun fac gustul. Se folosesc la gatit, Satisfac orice-apetit.
Continue reading Sare si piper (de dragobete)Dupa medici este o boala, pentru ca ajungi tot timpul la pat. Dupa avocati, este o injustitie, pentru ca intotdeauna este unul deasupra, altul dedesubt. Dupa politicieni este democratie perfecta, pentru ca se bucura atat cel de deasupra, cat si cel de dedesubt. Dupa economisti este o investitie proasta, pentru ca e mai mult ceea …
Continue reading Ce este sexul?1. O cercetare recenta a descoperit ca barbatul este fiinta cea mai nefericita, pentru ca: el are tate fara lapte, oua fara coaja, cocosel fara aripi si sacul fara bani. 2. Daca o pocneşti, se cheama maltratarea femeii. Daca te pocneste ea, e autoaparare. Daca iei o decizie fara sa o intrebi, esti nesimţit. Daca …
Continue reading De ce mor barbatii mai repede?> De ce a facut Dumnezeu mame? > 1). Ea e singura care stie unde e banda de lipit. > 2). Mai mult ca sa curete casa.. > 3). Sa ne ajute pe noi cind ne nastem. > Cum le-a facut Dumnezeu pe mame? > 1). El a folosit pamant, cum ne-a facut si pe …
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